Dec 18, 2018
One Sharper Image Catalog Too Many
pictured: Captain Devers reviews the Southern Sun's daily manifest.
(That's a Space Mutiny/MST3K joke.)
The catalog's layout kinda makes it seem like his hotel room has some sort of foot-in-a-cast 3-D artwork over the bed. Could be worse; we stayed at a funky boutique hotel in Chicago this past summer and there was a black sheet with a huge red palm print on it -- it looked like some discarded movie-premiere lobby prop for 1986's Band of the Hand.
(There was also a massive illuminated cherry-red lipstick-kiss embedded in the bathroom mirror. I have a great picture of that, but it includes me, so, not really that great.)
If you happen across the SI website, please note that Capt. Devers really does a bang-up job on the "Our Pillows" page.
(Like half the other stuff in the catalog, this pillow is probably some kind of sex thing though, right?)