Dec 10, 2018
One Sharper Image Catalog Too Many
Can you imagine the insufferability of the Tech Dad who insists his entire family use this thing?
He gets all super-mad if you don't use "your" slot, or if you tangle the carefully-dressed tentaclage of 6" USB-to-Lightning cables. (which cost more than the charger itself and will be obsolete by Labor Day°).
T.D.: "KIDS. Why are there only seven phones in the 8 Device Charging Station with Quick Charging?!"
2-of-8: "I CAN JUST CHARGE IT AT MY DESK IN MY ROOM, DAD. GOD!"
If you want a vision of the future, imagine Will Ferrell screaming "Big Time Stuff!" in a teen's face — forever.°At which point Tech Dad buys eight adapters to add to the ends of all the cables. Tech Dads are the worst.