Dec 10, 2018

One Sharper Image Catalog Too Many

8 Device Charging Station with Quick Charging

Can you imagine the insufferability of the Tech Dad who insists his entire family use this thing?

He gets all super-mad if you don't use "your" slot, or if you tangle the carefully-dressed tentaclage of 6" USB-to-Lightning cables. (which cost more than the charger itself and will be obsolete by Labor Day°).

T.D.: "KIDS. Why are there only seven phones in the 8 Device Charging Station with Quick Charging?!"

2-of-8: "I CAN JUST CHARGE IT AT MY DESK IN MY ROOM, DAD. GOD!"

If you want a vision of the future, imagine Will Ferrell screaming "Big Time Stuff!" in a teen's face — forever.

°At which point Tech Dad buys eight adapters to add to the ends of all the cables. Tech Dads are the worst.