Dec 15, 2018

One Sharper Image Catalog Too Many

Personal Massager

At a glimpse: yeah right for your neck, okay lady.

But the copy is honest!

"Sensual areas." (Does this include all seven of Monica Geller's suggestions?°) They didn't usedta admit any of this.

If they'd said "sensual areas" in the '80s, Mom would've thrown all the Sharper Image catalogs in the trash before we got home from school.

This is one of those photos where I wonder what it's like to be a model. To go back to your apartment after work and tell your roommate what your day was like. "I looked off into the middle distance, pretended I was married to Kate McKinnon, and held the stupid thing to my trapezius all afternoon."

"Professional strength." Gosh, professional strength, but available over-the-counter?

Like Drano!

"Automatic shutoff after 20 minutes."

The engineers went over the calculations twice. That's what ya get. Sorry.



° S04E11, The One With Phoebe's Uterus