Dec 16, 2018

One Sharper Image Catalog Too Many

Total Hand Compression Massager

When it comes to stickin' hands in things, there's two types of Gen Xers. Those who immediately quote Dune, and those who immediately crack a Flash Gordon 'James Bond & the Wood Beast' joke.


Put your right hand in the box.

What's in the box?

Pain.

I must not fear fear is the mind-killer fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration I will face my fear I will permit it to pass over me and through me and when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path
where the fear has gone there will be nothing
only I will remain

Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

aw, shit.